Would anyone out their in TV land think that it was weird if I decided to buy bulk birthday cards? I know what you are thinking: “How dare you, anonymous blogger! A birthday is a special time, and buying bulk birthday cards just implies that you aren’t putting any thought into it.” Okay, I can understand that, disheartened reader, but what about this: What if I DID put some thought into it? All better.
Of course I would still put thought into what I was going to be buying for my friends and loved ones. In fact, it could be argued that I might have found such a perfect card that I just wanted to share it with everyone. See, now the alternative is to only share that amazing card with one person, and then I would be playing favorites. You have to look at things from all sides, and not just judge them right away like you all did with me only a few seconds ago.
Your letters of apology can, again, be shipped to my P.O. Box which is located in a secret place that if you don’t already know, then you never will. Sorry to be such a stickler, but you were pretty rude yourself just a minute ago.